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  • andy garcia
    09-27 12:33 PM
    You don't have to struggle in home country. You were born and raised there and I do not see a need to struggle.

    And you are not struggling here also, you have come to pursue your dream, everyone here have jobs, we are just trying to fix a broken system here.

    I have 2 European co-workers. They both told me, "The only way we will go back to Europe is when we die".





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  • LondonTown
    09-01 08:05 AM
    I am doing my online MBA right now , if you need more info Private message me.

    Are you doing from Aspen?





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  • Green.Tech
    03-03 04:43 PM
    That is option # 2

    No, it's not!

    I know guys who are going to buy a houses shortly and are not worried about EAD/GC/any of the GC related stuff, and their PD's are in 2006, 2007.





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  • californian_GC
    01-16 12:11 PM
    I signed up through my BOA account. I made $20 recurring payments for the next 12 months.



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  • greyhair
    06-10 07:30 PM
    For whatever reason, rumors are flying all over the Internet that the end of H1B and EAD employment authorization is at hand. This is complete nonsense. The purported basis for these rumors is an amendment offered in the Senate (S. Amdt. 4319) to a tax bill previously passed by the House (HR 4213). As written, this proposal would prohibit companies from filing H1B petitions if the company has laid off any employees in the last year. It would also void all existing H petitions for a company if the company lays off personnel.

    Let's put this in context. Microsoft decides to lay off some of its loading dock personnel because they want to outsource that work. Under this proposal, they would then have to terminate all of their H1B engineers. That simply doesn't pass the laugh test.

    Like most of Grassley's proposals, this amendment is pure idiocy. I suppose that's what happens when your parents are siblings. This bill has absolutely no chance of ever becoming law. .

    It is unwise to be too sure of one's own wisdom. Pandering to the client base will not help the clients, it will only help the service provider.





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  • kutra
    03-04 10:29 AM
    Post Deleted by Kutra.

    Singhsa3, I applaud you for your efforts so I would not want any post in here to mar your objective.

    I think everyone should delete their posts from this thread that you don't want WSJ or other outlets to see.



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  • vaishalikumar
    08-16 02:17 PM
    IT IS TOO BAD FOR EB 3 , WHY THIS INJUSTICE WITH EB 3 ?


    everyone was expecting them to go U

    EB1 has cutoff?? for the first time in recent memory?





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  • ek_bechara
    04-06 08:43 PM
    Rumor, rumor, and more rumors. We Indians get a kick out of this stuff, dont we? This actually happened with me couple of weeks ago.

    POE: San Francisco. I hold a completely different job compared to my Masters degree. I was asked what qualifications I have to hold a job in marketing when my background was technology. I gave an explanation and the VO looked up and smile. He said, you memorized your answers well. I said, I've been doing it for the last five years. He laughed and said, you guys are smart cookies. Have fun, summer is around. NEXT.

    Note to people who like to spread Bullshit: Please STOP spreading horsemanure. Unless your paperwork is completely out of whack, no VO at the POE has the RIGHT/AUTHORITY to send you back. I spoke to an immigration lawyer at a party couple of months ago. He said deportation procedures are not that simple. The VO has to call DHS and Immigration Services. Once they take over the case, it takes 12 to 24 hours to do a background check. Until that time, the person is held in custody at the Airport. A decent bed and food is provided. If the documents check out incorrect then authorities in the home country are informed and so is the Embassy in United States. DHS and USCIS allow folks from (Indian embassy) to interview the candidate (potential value target: crime recod back home, etc). If the embassy decides that the documents were forged then it will send a memo to the Indian Airport and ask the Indian police to book a case after the person arrives. The process is much detailed than making a call to somebody's father or father-in-law and asking, DO YOU NEED XYZ for this job.

    So all this is dino-dung. Stop wasting time at your desk and do something productive.

    Let the red-dots rain.



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  • cps060
    01-31 04:27 PM
    If I-140 has been approved, would it still be fine to apply for transfer from H1-B to F1 status by using form I-539 & university issued I-20 ? How long does it take to transfer status from H1B to F1 ? When can one start school �. Only after I-539 approval or after only applying ?

    For pursuing an MBA, does it matter if one is on F1 or H4 (spouse is on separate H1)
    How long does it take to transfer status from H1B to H4 ?





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  • kpchal2
    07-18 09:52 AM
    hi all, in the same boat too. mine was filed on july 2nd and there is a fedex confirmation about it. i did not hear from any one i know about these rejections or returns until i saw gregs blog. can any one shed a light if they know some one who got a reject. also can you please let me know if there is any way we can find out from uscis or from any one relevant about our application. it is too much of a hassle already and dont want to add more delays to this already cumbersome and sleepless process



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  • greencard_fever
    07-18 04:42 PM
    My calculations

    Total pending cases : 400k (came from Ron Gotchers post)
    Acceptance rate : 75%
    Total applciation that can be approved : 300k

    40% indian applicants (approvable) : 120k
    40% EB2 India (approvable) : 48K (can range between 40k and 60k)
    60% EB3 India (approvable) : 72k (can range between 60k and 90k)


    References
    Ron Gotchers post
    http://www.immigration-information.com/forums/showthread.php?t=5456

    Good calculations but your numbers till what PD? is it upto date.. i mean who ever had LC approved till July-2007 or just PD's between April 2004 to Jun 2006?





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  • CSPAvictim
    07-09 07:24 PM
    Clause B is not the only thing. In any quarter they are not supposed to issue any more than 27% of 140,000(100%) = 37800. according to Clause A. After June 15th they issued 140,000 - 66000 = 74000. What about the last quarter quota of 37800? Where did it go? It was not supposed to be used before July.


    On second thoughts, it seems like you're talking about the 37800 for the last quarter. Well, I havent yet come across any law/regulation that prevents USCIS from using up all the visa numbers before the last quarter. And like I said before, the last quarter is not subject to the 27% limitation. Over the years, USCIS has not been using up all the numbers for the fiscal year. This time, they did the opposite and used them up in the first three quarters itself!:eek:



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  • singhsa3
    02-22 09:18 AM
    In ancient times there used be gods for every potentially powerful / Harmful things that people were afraid of . For example:
    God of Fire : Hephasistos for greeks, Agnidev for Hindus, Vulcan for Romans
    Godess of Wisdom : Athena for greeks, Sarswati for Hindus, Minerva for Romans
    King of gods : Zeus for greeks , Indra for Hindus, Jupiter for Romans
    etc etc...
    So in the modern times we have the following gods, and we are afraid making them unhappy
    God of Visa Bulletien : DOS
    God of Visa issuance : INS
    King of gods : The Lawmakers.

    Then there are priests , who claim to have direct connections with these Gods. :D
    I agree with you.
    This guy googler just wants 5 minutes of fame and attention. By talking about such sensitive information on the forum, he is risking anything good that can happen for us in future. DOS can get unhappy with this official for discussing such information. I can understand the motives of lawyers for announcing on their website. They want publicity and business for themselves by showing off their connections.





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  • Raghunadh Polavarapu
    08-10 02:36 PM
    EB-3 keyboard tigers are back to discuss how to get GC'ssssss:rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:



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  • go_gc_way
    01-04 04:18 PM
    Posted on immigration.about.com
    http://forums.about.com/n/pfx/forum.aspx?tsn=1&nav=messages&webtag=ab-immigration&tid=13888

    Thanks we_can, I was searching for this thread.





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  • rajuseattle
    07-14 08:23 PM
    ajthakur,

    dont worry about LUD on 07/13, that was a generic update.

    My wife's approved I-539 (H-4) from 2005 received LUD on 07/13, so that's nothing to do with your current RFE situation.

    I think you are scared of your past employer or you are worrying too much, god knows what he has asked you to do which you dont want to mention on this forum, but if he has threatened you or if he is doing some illegal activities you have the protection under AC-21 for reporting such employers to USCIS and DoL. Please read the USCIS (Neufield) Memo published in May 2008.

    Please let us know whats going on with your ex-employer, if he is trying to get some money from you or abusing you, you can very well report him to DoL and you will be fine under the new AC-21 memo which protects such employees who are whistle blowers and you are fully protected under US laws.

    Lot of the times desi blood suckers abuse their employees and this is the reason USCIS came up with whistle blower protection under AC-21. your competent attorney can use this special provision and argue with USCIS why you were forced to change employment after filing your I-485 back in July 2007 and you switch the job under AC-21 provisions in August 2007.

    dont worry too much, try preparing your AC-21 letter and Employment verification letter to answer the RFE.



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  • sanju_dba
    09-09 01:50 PM
    This is a big fantasy.

    EB3 is not going to get current in the next 4-5 years you said.

    Backlog posted by USCIS and DOS is a lot more than posted. Their data is not totally right.

    The only way EB3 India can be current if all Indians on H1B, EAD are deported by a law. Such law is likely in 4-5 years if outsourcing increase and anti-immigrants blame immigrants for their unemployment. Then EB3 I will get current. But there will be no EB3I to take advantage of it.

    I say we stop dreaming and do a rally in DC.

    I understand what you said, but just to consider the off numbers published by dos

    http://www.travel.state.gov/pdf/EmploymentDemandUsedForCutOffDates.pdf


    EB2 total pending 34325
    EB3 total pending 136325


    2010-2011 quota EB1+EB2 ( 85343 )
    less eb2 " " 34325
    --------------------------------------------
    " " 51018 trickeling down for EB3 Worldwide?
    2010-2011 quota EB3 ( 42671 )
    less eb3 - 136325
    --------------------------------------------
    42636 ( eb3 pending left over from above )
    2011-2012 quota eb1+eb2+eb3 128013

    So, with above math Eb2 will be current by next year, and eb3 will be by end of 2012?

    above math is based on
    inaccurate numbers given by DOS?
    assuming no new applicants applying.
    Hope I am correct! :)





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  • vedicman
    06-15 10:55 AM
    Can IV as a non profit organization contribute to the campaigns of candidates running against senators like Grassley? If so IV should do it. We should defeat Senators like Grassley who do not care to understand the issues but just stick to dumb talking points. These senators just talk of foreign workers and how to stop them - not once do they initiate any bill that will actually make the US more competitive by investing in education (math and science specifically).

    We will actually be doing a service to the American citizens by taking out dinosaurs like Grassley!! and also prevent frivolous bills that target high skilled immigrants!!





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  • Tito_ortiz
    02-28 01:03 PM
    If you tired, why do you keep reading it? I think it is so irrational trying to admonish others.

    I am tired of listening to depressing economic news and beating dead horse on this forum. I know you are also tired, but trust me this doesn't help anyone. I can say this because I come from area dependent on free-falling auto-industry ... yeah I am from Detroit.

    Times may be tough, but we are making tougher for ourselves by re-hashing these bleak developments. Remember misery attracts misery!





    rc0878
    03-19 03:24 PM
    Let's hope the following happens....coz EB3 seekers like me are also waiting for a long time.

    May be I am not aware, say the dates move to 2005, then whoever has a PD till 2005 and has a pending 485, is bound to get GC approved, or incase the dates move back, then he/she is stuck again?

    RC


    Not only EB2, EB3 India also will move to April 2005, atleast for couple of months before this FY ends, to use the 140K numbers.





    varshadas
    02-05 08:02 PM
    I can accomodate one more at the most. Three people are enough. More than that is a crowd. Hemal and the one other person who can make it, please go through the slide put up under Resources-> Meet the lawmakers drive. We have to prepare before we meet the Congressmen.

    Things to do before we meet the Congressmen:

    1> Research on Congressmen on his community efforts.
    2> Read the slides.
    3> Have a meeting between us to discuss what and how we are going to present the material to him.

    Hemal, please distribute the flyers to as many people as possible and in whatever locations you can. I will send you an updated copy soon.

    Thanks,
    Varsha



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