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  • abhijitp
    07-24 12:07 PM
    I'll do it first thing as soon as I receive.
    Somebody was saying CIS will reject before issuing RN.
    Is that possible?

    We will get the RN most likely after August 17, so can we send another document pertaining to our already submitted AOS?

    I am trying to determine if it is worthwhile submitting a fresh I-485 along with this letter (and is there any risk at all with it). Suggestions welcome.





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  • cal_dood
    07-05 01:43 PM
    I'll just go back to forums of the leading lady immigration lawyer....





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  • vdlrao
    07-14 01:25 PM
    http://www.dhs.gov/ximgtn/statistics/publications/LPR07.shtm

    see te table 6 in that link.





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  • thomachan72
    11-11 09:18 AM
    Surprisingly no experts have so far come and posted the problems associated with taking the legal option. I am sure it will happen anytime soon and then this thread will quiten down (just like the F### in the wind as somebody mentioned). As far as I can remember this idea has been raised and discussed and downplayed many times. Dont aks me what the reasons for downplaying were but very soon (if the thread gets bumped up frequently) some "elders" will post the reason why this action is not suitable and will not yeild any results. So hold tight for that post to come.......





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  • gc_chahiye
    09-24 01:57 PM
    Hi,
    Appreciate ur quick response.
    so i need to get the affidavit from notary signed that it is a true translation from telugu to english so this is a replacement of English DOB Certificate.

    actually your friend who does the translation will sign the form in front of the notary. Your friend is saying that this is a true translation, and the Notary is simply attesting that he saw your friend sign and this was indeed signed by your friend (ie. you did not make this up). The notary does not need to know Telugu, so cant certify that the translation is accurate. Notaries will typically only attest to the fact that the signature on the form is by the right person, they dont carea bout the contents of the form. to summarize:
    - friend translates and certifies the translation
    - notary puts a stamp on that saying this was indeed signed by your friend.

    of course if you find a notary who also does translations, then you could use that too.



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  • harish
    05-29 10:05 PM
    Here is a cross-reference to my other post with the case updates...http://immigrationvoice.org/forum/showpost.php?p=249686&postcount=85.

    Received our cards today!

    Good luck to the rest of you waiting on your approvals!





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  • dkjariwala
    04-08 11:54 PM
    nyte,

    The person was on H1B visa.



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  • arnab221
    09-10 12:26 PM
    ouch that is so ironic.... 'Equine Cruelty'?? What about 'immigrant cruelty'?
    some of the priorities in this country are all screwed up...

    That shows the on what priority we are on their list . We are below horse also :D

    remember a Horse a US Citizen horse while you are not , so cruelty to a US citizen is always before cruelty to aliens .

    Man sees a woman getting chased by a dog.When the dog is about to bite the woman,
    the man intervenes and kicks the dog.
    A reporter was seeing all this.He said "That was great.
    I'll definitely publish this in newspaper.Tomorrow the headline will be
    'LOCAL HERO SAVES LADY FROM A DOG'."

    The man replied "Thank you, but I'm not from here.I am from US". Reporter " OK.
    Then the headline will be
    US CITIZEN SAVES WOMAN FROM A DOG".

    Man: Actually, I live in US but I'm not a US citizen.

    I'm a Pa****i national".
    Next day, the headline in the paper read .... .... .... .... .... .... ........ .... .... .... .... .... .... .... ....

    TERRORIST ATTACKS A LOCAL DOG



    * This Joke is copied from the internet and in no way reflects my personal feelings . This is just for having some fun and cheering us up .





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  • txh1b
    04-08 12:05 PM
    Yeah. Right!

    Before you give red dots for not having a profile, I don't have any petition pending and am on H1b.

    It happened to my brother's friend's mother's uncles' newphews daughter's boss's cousin's babysitter's husband's colleage's niece's neighbor's sister's mailman's father's janitor's pharmacist's ex-girlfriend.

    Now that is the entire chain this rumor has travelled so far before you heard it. This is pure BS. People seem to get a kick out of spreading out rumors.

    If the person is on bench or was involved in something shady, the IOs can put them in removal proceedings and that is well within their right. Stop spreading unwanted and unconfirmed rumors.

    BTW, there was a new rumor circulating for April 1: For all those that get a kick out of it, here you go!

    Subject: FW: 5% NRI TAX

    5% TAX ON FOREIGN INCOME FOR NRI STARTING 2009 -10

    Government of India today announced imposition of a flat 5% tax on all NRIs over their world-wide income. Income that is already taxed in India has been kept out of the purview to avoid double taxation. No double taxation benefits would be available for this 5% tax, meaning even if you are paying tax on your income in a country with which India has double taxation agreement, the benefit would not be allowed against this 5% tax. All those Indians who are holding Indian Passports and have been out of the country for more than 180 days during the year are under this requirement. Income proof would have to be submitted in form of employer certificates, foreign tax filings etc. Indian government is also coordinating with Australia, Europe, America, UAE and other countries on collecting Income data for its citizens as part of data sharing initiative on terror prevention measures.

    This has been hailed as bringing in compulsory participation in development of India from Non resident Indians.. This means NRIs can no more just continue to retain their Indian citizenship without paying taxes in India. Though it may not be favorable in view of the NRIs who already bring substantial forex in form of remittances and Investments. This is bound to cause a lot of heart burn for the Indian community residing outside..

    This is expected to generate ~10 Billion INR tax collection for the government in the year 2009-10.

    For more information on this rule, tax filings and forms visit http://www.incometaxindia.gov.in/



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  • nojoke
    09-17 10:50 PM
    This is no doubt a bad time for the US economy. However the world is not going to collapse. We will nearly certainly see a recession. Outside chance of a depression. The credit markets are frozen, confidence has been shaken, housing is searching for a bottom, unemployment has ticked up a percentage point so far, and the stock market is down about 20%.

    However, put that in the context of the great depression in the late 20s and into the early 30s. 25% unemployment, Widespread bank failures with no FDIC insurance, Many companies collapsed and people lost their life savings just by keeping it in the bank, Stock markets down by nearly 90%, people died of starvation! Yeah those things happened in this country. In fact, many observers attribute that experience for the extremely frugal nature of the elderly in this country, the so called great generation. Perhaps this will change current US attitudes away from consumption and toward savings. Perhaps entitlement reform will be fast tracked. We shall see.

    Things are bad. Structural changes are needed. The war must be ended and the resources redirected. Americans also need to adjust to the new realities in a globalizing world some of which are not particularly appealing.
    However also remember, the US has many geo-political advantages, control of a massive amount of natural resources, still the best R&D, an advanced industrial base, well developed infrastructure, and despite the current wall street mess no currency seems imminently capable of replacing the US dollar as the global reserve currency (hence giving the Federal reserve the enormous power of the printing press). Note that not a single currency has appreciated more than 5% viz a vie during this crisis. In fact Gold has outperformed all! Quite simply noone believes another economy is ready at this time.

    Hopefully the job market will not get too messy. The market will bottom in the next 6 months or so, once their is a complete clean out of the balance sheets. We are probably past the half way point in this. Exactly when it ends noone knows however.

    If you have savings consider putting it blue chip consumer staples, when you feel there is a bottom in stocks. Diversify internationally, Consider letting your wife go on a gold buying binge............:).

    Quit worrying, this too shall pass. This downturn will be longer than recent ones however. Might be measured in terms of a few years rather than months.

    It is not end of the world. But end of the economy as we know it. People smarter than me and you have said this is turning into an armageddon.





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  • new2gc
    06-10 04:23 PM
    done.. and fwd to other friends as well.



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  • indigokiwi
    03-04 08:43 AM
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  • ksurjan
    07-24 01:39 PM
    Can anyone confirm if the files are actually being transferred from Nebraska to Texas? Why is the compliance date for Texas 10/26 and for Nebraska it's 8/1.



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  • EB3_SEP04
    05-26 05:11 PM
    I wonder what are the required documents for America born citizens if they don't have passports. Just a driver license? or they have to carry birth certificates always?

    US citizens are not required to prove that they are citizens, only the non-citizens are required to prove their status, and that's what angers me. If you answer the question as "Citizen" no further question is asked, and that is the RULE. Hence illegal people are trained to say the word "citizen" no matter what question they are asked. But as law abiding people most legal immigrants/non-immigrants won't lie just for the sake of avoiding the hassel of showing papers.





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  • sunny1000
    04-09 06:31 PM
    I completely agree with you . For five years EB3 is stuck in 2001 that means people who came here 10 years back are still waiting. Something needs to be done by someone somewhere but I guess no one has any idea who can ( except the congress ) .

    All of my friends about 10-15 of them who came with me in 2000-2001 timeframe got their GC's and their citizenships in EB3 ( none in EB2 ) and I am still hanging .

    I wonder what was that which made their application go by light speed and my application go into a blackhole :)

    Probably, their labor got approved before the FY2006 when the retrogression started. All the categories were current until then due to the recapture done by AC21. I am stuck in this mess because my labor took 5 years to get approved.



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  • new_gc
    12-17 03:03 PM
    i have no idea what is in store for me!!!!!!!!!





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  • pdjune2003
    12-17 03:59 PM
    PD June 2003, EB3
    I-140 Approved
    485 applied on 8/8/07
    AP, EAD Received
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  • wizkid732
    07-29 01:44 PM
    you crack me up. You seem to be really pissed off and dont want to listen right now beating around the same point. Take a deep breath, calm down and think about reality.

    An employers job is not to make you happy. They try to make you happy so that you do the work they need from you. Thats all. I am sure they didnt hire you so that they have the privilege of sponsoring your GC.

    Are you suggesting that in their offer letter they should imagine all the possible scenarios.
    Employment is at will anyone can fire anyone at any time without notice. The 2 week notice is only customary.

    I am not sure how long you have been in this country but i know quite a few folks who worked for big companies and got laid off on their 16th year(with a decent package ofcourse). And the reason is that for those companies, they pay pension after 18 yrs :-)


    In that case, employers should mention the following in the offer letter

    " In case, in future, if economy goes bad and recession occurs,we cannot sponsor your green card since it is easy to find american citizens who has minimum qualification."

    This should be mentioned on the offer letters given by big comapnies.Then it is up to H1B candidate whenter to take the offer(risk) or not.
    Can these companies do this????





    nojoke
    03-01 04:03 AM
    Commodity prices like crudeoil,steel,wood used in construction are at lowest since a decade.The commodity prices will not go back to 2006 levels not in near future,so already constructed houses have lost almost 70% value in them.Bail out or another help will not sort this issue.Only free market has to solve the issue.For housing to get to 2006 levels there should be huge housing boom in China,India where they have huge populations.People in India are poor so they cant afford a house even if they want one.China wont spend they are intersted in buying US treasuries.So the only option for the bank is to write off these houses.Govt help for home owners will be only a drop in the ocean.

    Very true





    alias
    06-10 02:20 PM
    Even with EAD there is a problem finding jobs today. Employers sometimes do not call you after you tell them you have EAD. If they are going to make Immigration difficult for legals do you really think having EAD or not having EAD will really count? Nobody will give job for fear of lot of legal paper work, lawyer cost and complicated rules associated with layoffs. After TARP it was tough to get jobs in financial sector even if there was no TARP restriction for that position.

    Don't you guys get it?

    why are you digressing from the topic in this thread? let's put aside the EAD discussion for some other time :)



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