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  • Almond
    11-03 01:03 PM
    En tout pays, il y a une lieue de mauvais chemin....Nous devons Le mieux est l'ennemi de bien.

    ...Please. Show off. :rolleyes:





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  • desi3933
    11-03 01:15 PM
    Questions for everyone to research and post the answers------
    ......

    -- Is there anywhere in the law, memo or rulebook that says 6 month employment is needed after getting green card.

    There is no such law that specifies any duration one has to be employed by GC (or AC-21) employer. Period.


    ______________________
    Not a legal advice.
    US citizen of Indian origin





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  • lazycis
    12-21 12:58 PM
    You did not read it carefully. The person actually NOTIFIED the USCIS about AC21. However, USCIS failed to record it.



    That's was his/her problem. If the person have not notified the USCIS about the job change, everything would've been fine :) I am not going to argue with you. If one of hundreds thousand cases had an issue, it does not mean we have to rush and file AC21 every time we change a job. That will just create more work for the USCIS and increase our chances for RFE/denials. That's my opinion. You are entitled to yours. BTW, I changed jobs and did not file anything. No problems.





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  • yabayaba
    08-23 11:28 AM
    Your employer will have to file a PERM and I-140 and once I-140 is approved in EB-2 with earlier EB-3 PD, request USCIS to adjudicate your pending I-1485 using the newly approved EB-2 I-140. No need to file another I-485 if you already have one pending.

    Regarding the fee, there is no filing fee for PERM. All the costs are related to advertising and lawyer fee. I have no idea how much the fee for the whole process is or what attorney's charge as I have never paid anything for any of my immigration process so far (11 yrs in US). Technically, you are not supposed to pay anything, only employer should pick up the fee. You can pay the premium processing fee wherever applicable.

    What about if the I-140(EB2) rejected?. The 485 will be rejected too?. What are the possibilities of I-140 rejection?

    Thanks



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  • paragpujara
    11-29 12:09 PM
    Nah Man. No FP yet. I called USCIS last week and customer service said they have sent some notice and she was not sure about the type of the notice. I will wait till this Friday and will try to contact USCIS again on Monday. Will keep you posted. Also I didn't file DHS 7001.

    Guys,

    Any update on your FP notices yet? am still waiting. Did any one of you file DHS 7001 for ombudsman inquiry?

    Thanks and good luck.





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  • bobyal
    05-12 10:46 AM
    We as a community have not even done 5 % of the hard work that DREAM act advocates have done. So such provisions are well deserved by them for the hard work they have done. If we had done enough work for our provisions, there is no doubt our provisions would have seen the day. You need to do some search on all the DREAM act advocates have done in the last few years to reach where they are now. And then compare it our community effort and you will get the answers.

    We recently had an advocacy day. How many of you contributed to it. We failed to even reach a modest budget goal for such a big event. So there is no point blaming undocumented. We need to first blame ourselves for doing nothing.

    I am not blaming any one. We as leagal immigrants spent money in taxes and uscis fees. They spent the money for the campaign and lobbying.

    I do feel we spent more than their campaign in taxes and fees.



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  • cbpds
    01-28 05:38 PM
    ICE: "Sham" University, Cover For Illegals - FoxNews.com (http://www.foxnews.com/us/2011/01/28/ice-sham-university-cover-illegals/?test=latestnews)


    Why is everyone blaming just the Chinese University for trying to circumvent the immigration system? It says 95% of the students were from Andhra Pradesh. These are the people who are causing delays in reforms and we pay the price by being stuck in the hole. The founders and all these students should be deported and banned from entering the US for life.





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  • Michael chertoff
    01-26 08:02 PM
    We all migrated for one reason or other. Don't add salt to an open wound.

    I'm not from Andhra but I'm an Indian and always proud to be known as Indian. No matter what this place has to offer at time of crises if you can't help then don't hurt.

    I have been on F1 before, I'm waiting in line for GC to be approved. This forum is for information that will help.

    Can the Admin delete any post that hurt people.

    Agreed



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  • gveerab
    11-03 12:24 AM
    Today I was talking to IO in Texas service center, during discussion I told her that India dates might retrogress.. can you please expedite my case. For that she replied that " that's what they are doing"

    I am not sure how reliable is this and on what she has in her mind.. Just wanted to share the information. Don't give me RED for this.





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  • eb3retro
    01-31 02:03 PM
    Well, everyone wishes the rumour to be true.
    But you know what, to realize the increase in fees for the I-485, they should allow people to file for it. Unless people start filing for I-485's they are not going to make the $2billion in 2 yrs. If retrogression continues, guess the fee increase doesn't make much sense.... Not sure whether I am right or wrong here.


    Well, you are bringing up a very good point. May be we can setup a webfax event to USCIS, for allowing us to I-485 even if PD is not current, so that they can reap the exact benefit of this fees hike.

    Core members - what say you???



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  • ItIsNotFunny
    04-13 01:54 PM
    Well .. there you go. When I predicted few weeks ago that there will be a big jump in the priority dates, some of us came up with big speeches about how that thread was a big waste of time and the thread should be closed. The thread in fact was closed without any explanation. It appears that there has been several occasions where moderators are just closing the threads without any explanation.
    http://immigrationvoice.org/forum/showthread.php?t=3820

    Here is my suggestion.. don't close the thread just because you can. At least give some explanation as to why any thread was closed. I know there are threads that talk about personal issues faced by members and if that's not acceptable then all threads dealing with personal issues should be closed.

    What amazes me is that person closing the thread doesn't even want to mention his/her id. What a shame ..

    As I said on previous post. You get bonus marks :) :) :)





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  • software7
    04-09 02:05 PM
    I got my I-140 Approved in 2007 and I-485 applied in July Fiasco. working for same employer who filed labor in PERM. Recently got letter from DHS stating that I485 denied as it was filed when dates are not current.

    In july 2007, USCISreleased memo stating that they will accept all applications till August 17' 2007. Mine was reached on Aug 14'2007 well before deadline. Got I485 reciept in october 2007.

    There are 2 dates on receipt. 1. Received Date (Aug 14) 2. Receipt Date (Oct 12 ' 2007).

    They sent Denial letter to Attorney stating that I485 application was filed when dates are not current
    Took Infopass and went to filed office where I was told that this is USCIS Service error, file MTR with out Filing Fee.

    Filed MTR thru Attorney.. Filing Fee is not enclosed as it is USCIS service error.
    (This was done as officer at USCIS told that Fee need not be included as it is service error, attorney also agreed with this statement).

    Till date I did not get any communcication from USCIS. 2 months have been passed.

    Please advice me on this issue



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  • Ram_C
    11-19 02:05 PM
    I was also asked to appear for FP in my attorney's location. Instead, I went to the nearest ASC with my spouse whose FP was in the correct location ahead of my date. I successfully got my FP done. There is a thread "FP in wrong city" where other people had similar issues.

    From my experience, talking to lawyer, USCIS doesn't care as long as you get it done before the due date. Try the local ASC... its always the guard in front who may create an issue. Once you are in, fill in some forms, the ASC doesn't care where you were scheduled.

    Imp: Try the local ASC before your scheduled date so that you have time for plan B.


    Thanks, I'll try that :)





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  • pappu
    07-20 05:12 PM
    Too many issues at that time. Old h1 was anyway expiring soon. Desi bodyshoper employer was going nuts sqeezing me dry. He was demanding money for everything from H1 extension to giving out compnay letters for GC related issues and thousands of such reasons. But as I already said.. it's done..it's done...

    Your employer should pay for H1 and H1 extension. If he is exploiting you, and you accept being exploited, then you should also share the blame for accepting this.

    This forum has past posts where people have shared information on how to complain against such employers. One of the goals of IV is to generate awareness in employees so that employees can use their voice against injustice.

    Accepting such 'exploitation' should not be tolerated and you must take action against such an employer. It is such employers that give a bad name to the entire H1B visa program and the whole community is blamed and made to suffer. Our bills face an uphill task because of this. Employees must complain so that they can help fix the H1B and green card system.

    I hope you use your voice and take action against such employer. IV is against such exploitation and it must be reported to DOL and USCIS. If you have to go to court for it, you should consider it.



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  • jchan
    05-15 06:04 PM
    Guys, This discussion has no relevance if the bills won't pass. So it is extremely important to call the specific House members. We are not trying to filibuster whatever you chose to dicuss. However, we are in crunch time and need all hands on the deck to gather support for the three bills. Please Please call the House members listed in this thread:

    http://immigrationvoice.org/forum/showthread.php?t=19113

    This is the most important thing right now. Kindly help.

    Thank You!

    I don't understand. The post above does not even include the bill for US masters STEM





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  • 53885
    08-28 03:56 AM
    If you are taking one day off, it is only one day. Work extra hours on the other four working days in the week.

    My wife and I will be flying from Los Angeles. I am already working extra hours to take 2 days off. It will be once in a lifetime opportunity to raise our voice in DC and meet lawmakers.



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  • gcsngh
    08-31 08:22 PM
    Most of us Indians..sad to say are self centred...chicken hearted community...awakening has to come from inside...you can take the horse to the pond but cannot force it to drink it...:rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:





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  • Googler
    02-21 01:26 PM
    So now they want to revise that Q&A! ;)

    See http://www.aila.org/content/default.aspx?docid=24696

    "February 21, 2008
    USCIS HQ has informed AILA Liaison that the February 19, 2008
    Questions and Answers on its FBI name check policy have been
    withdrawn from the USCIS website for revision. An update of the Q
    & As is expected within a few days."

    Can't wait to see what dodgy language they cut out and what even more dodgy language they introduce.





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  • Ramba
    09-27 03:05 PM
    It is very simple. The completion of degree occurs only when any one passes all qualifying examinations. Without passing the sublimental exam, you are not qualifed to recive a degree. You latest exam was in 2002. Therefore you completed all qualifying exam only in 2002. Therefore you obtained the degree only in 2002.

    Therefore you must produce the 5 year exp certificate after 2002. If not, convert it to EB3.

    At this time the best option is request them to convert to EB3. Apply another PERM LC with EB3 and file 140 quickly, in case they deny your request to convert to EB3. Dont give up your H1 and H4 status till 140 get resolved.





    gottagc
    05-29 05:43 PM
    Looks like we are all frustrated, and it is proving beyond doubts.:(

    It is best to wait for USCIS to announce this. If this is going to be true, then lots of people who had the hopes of applying for their I140 is just gone.

    IV core team, can you please find out more information on this and let the members know.

    :eek:





    Widget
    04-13 11:58 AM
    I am sure this is the right place to ask such questions but I could not find other thread to post my question.

    When we file for I-485, what document do we need to attach to the I-485 form?

    Do we need valid Passports?



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